PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car